vagenda

1. (Vagenda) (428↑, 21↓)

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda (n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

He fell right into her vagenda\!

Author: Dani. Definition by Lauren. http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5404640

2. (Vagenda) (130↑, 11↓)

Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.

“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda\!”

Author: reddoornumberone http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5406561

3. (Vagenda) (127↑, 35↓)

The organ women possess to forward their own agenda

Stay away from her son, she has a vagenda\!

Author: ETNOLA http://vagenda.urbanup.com/3227034

4. (Vagenda) (58↑, 27↓)

The act of fooling a man by using your vagina into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

Walter: She tricked my son with her carnal manipullations and he fell right right into her vagenda\!

Author: KiddoHC http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5405581

5. (vagenda) (34↑, 15↓)

The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.

I'm not sure what angle Mollie is working, but I bet it's part of some extremist female vagenda.

Author: dvinad http://vagenda.urbanup.com/4205407

6. (Vagenda) (22↑, 4↓)

A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.

"It's all because of that temptress\! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE

Author: FloatingRadio http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5404898

7. (vagenda) (39↑, 31↓)

A vagina with an agenda.

No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.

Author: J. Licata http://vagenda.urbanup.com/1354762

8. (vagenda) (25↑, 18↓)

When a girl uses her obvious beauty to get her way or to score cash from an unsuspecting victim.

That girl has a serious vagenda.

Author: TravistyOJ http://vagenda.urbanup.com/188932

9. (Vagenda) (2↑, 1↓)

Using the Vagina to procure what the woman wants, manipulation using Vagina for furthering the agenda of said Vagina holder...

Marcy used Toms weakness for Vagina to find out when to short sell her stocks.. That was Marcy's [Vagenda]

Author: Mantis0420 http://vagenda.urbanup.com/6385677

10. (vagenda) (26↑, 27↓)

A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.

Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."

Author: Angela S http://vagenda.urbanup.com/1646191

11. (vagenda) (5↑, 8↓)

your vagina's social agenda

That guy just made my vagenda.

Author: sometimesifaint http://vagenda.urbanup.com/3939407

12. (vagenda) (0↑, 4↓)

"Female's agenda", usually in reference to a group of women as their 'group female agenda'... but is equally acceptable as a reference to a single female's agenda

Larry wasn't clear on Lucy's vagenda, but he knew that it didn't include his best interests.

Author: orionway http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5467510

13. (vagenda) (7↑, 11↓)

when one befriends a woman with the ulterior motive of getting in her pants.

Jeff told me to call him if I ever just need to talk, but I'm pretty sure he has a vagenda.

Author: Pretty Pretty Sweetie Pie Priv http://vagenda.urbanup.com/3037043

14. (Vagenda) (0↑, 5↓)

An agenda that involves a potential or probable hook-up with (a) female(s).

What's on your vagenda for the evening?

Author: Valpo2002 http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5416716

15. (Vagenda) (0↑, 5↓)

Female agenda, implying control over men via attempts through feminization of masculine traits or sexual cunning.

I can tell she has a vagenda to steal my money and take over my company, but damn it, the sex is so good.

Author: Curtis X Meyer http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5409319

16. (Vagenda) (6↑, 11↓)

A hybrid of vagina and agenda. Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.

Husband: "Hey hun. What's on the vagenda today?" Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."

Author: JohnnyyyyD http://vagenda.urbanup.com/5371151

17. (vagenda) (24↑, 34↓)

The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.

"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."

Author: lil_ms_naughty_cakes http://vagenda.urbanup.com/1952360

18. (vagenda) (5↑, 18↓)

1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex 2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex 3. planned use of a girl's vagina

Mom: Christi, we need to talk Christi: What now??? Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda? Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine\!\!\! Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better\!\!\!

Author: theawsomepossumbunch http://vagenda.urbanup.com/3926537

Related: agenda, vagina, sex

Last updated: 2012.03.01